a Fah Spa experience

I was relating my Fah Spa experience and my Canadian buddy wondered if I was going to post about it.  I am willing to try about anything and have really jumped into many different moralities during my time here...I had booked a three hour experience with Lily at the Fah but was disappointed to hear there was a death in the family and Lily was not there.  When the woman told me, she added that they have a nice man to do the work.  I watched the words come out of my mouth as I said, oh I am not sure I want a man doing the scrub... as she walked away, I was quick to say, that will be fine.  What is the difference between a lady boy and a "man".  Ochin...was very slight and actually was smaller than Lily.
In trying to be Thai....i  took my shoes off and then bit my tongue as we walked along a very hot walk way to the room.  The room was very nice... a toilet, a shower, whirlpool and massage table.  There were many open dishes of stuff that was going to lathered on to me.  You can tell this is a classy place...they had xlarge disposable black pants.   By the time they roll it down there and pull it over here.. the thong only covers about 2' inches of vital body area.
So let the games begin.  Ochin pushed so much salt on my body that it took multiple cute-tips and about 15 min to get it all out of my navel...It was more salt than I would put on a super size box of french fries.   After I was salted from the forehead to toes... i showered and put on the second pair of xl disposable postage stamps and got back on the table.
I had wondered why they had asked about the pressure of the massage... I said medium...but that means whatever Ochin thinks of doing.   I was soon to know this was not a cruise ship rub... when he climbed on the table and knelt on the back of my legs.  I  was humming he ain't heavy he's my brother as he hopped up and down my downward facing muscles. This is when I think of karma and should have been nicer to Joni etc... By the end of the hour, I thought I should  cancel the mammogram...there is no cyst or tumer lurking in there since I  don't think Ochin has ever had his hands on 40D...material and spend a great deal of tie seeing how many ways I can move.... I must say in an hour, you can push a great deal of oil into the body.  
The facial was both a relief and a disappointment.  Unlike the BKK folks, they don't push at ever pore on the face but slather and wash and slather  They used a mask..but this one they washed off unlike the BKK chisel if off your face while you are hoping you have eyebrows.....it was nice in that I am not sure i could take any more pushing and pulling.  i checked to see if they had a t-shirt... i survived the Fah Oriental treatment.  my skin is very soft....so what did you do for 60 days.... i got in touch with a little more of myself... had a lot of massages... saw more of the country side... and I am smiling